Need a speech written? Use our speech writer

Try it free. Read the opening before you pay a penny. From £9.99 for 3 versions.
ONLY pay if you LOVE it!

Personalised speeches written from your own stories, ready in about a minute.

1Pick your speech
2Tell us about them
3WE write your speech
4Read the opening for FREEONLY pay if you LOVE it

Speeches written from your own stories

Standing up to speak is nerve-wracking enough without staring at a blank page. Tell us about the person, the stories only you know and the tone you’re after, and we’ll write three different versions of your speech in about a minute. You read the opening free, and only pay if you love it.

Which speech do you need?

How it works

  1. Pick your speech. Choose the occasion and tell us who’s speaking.
  2. Tell us about them. A few questions about the person and your favourite stories. Small, specific details work best.
  3. We write your speech. Three versions, from mostly funny to mostly heartfelt, with a toast at the end.
  4. Read the opening free. Unlock the full speeches and delivery tips only if you love it.

Why it sounds like you

Every story in your speech comes from your answers, so nothing is made up and nobody can say “that never happened”. It’s written in British English, follows the customs for the occasion, and you choose how cheeky it gets, from clean enough for the vicar to a bit saucy for an adults-only crowd. Anything you want left out stays out.

Prefer to write it yourself?

Our free guides take you through it step by step, with how long to speak, who to thank and a simple structure:

Questions

How much does it cost?

Reading the opening is free. Unlocking all three versions is a one-off £9.99, or £14.99 for wedding speeches.

Who writes the speech?

Our speechwriting system, which uses artificial intelligence. It works only from what you tell us.

Is my information private?

Yes. Your answers are used only to write your speech and are deleted automatically after a set time. See our privacy policy.